I have been breaking out. Can I just tell you how irritated I am? I haven't been this zit-erific EVER. Not even in high school. It's making me so self-conscious, I'm already the youngest person on the SMA staff, but now I feel like the high school intern again.
I will include this hilarious quote to make it seem funnier:
"Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see."
-From my favorite 2008 Christmas book: Lump of Coal by Lemony Snicket.
I've never worn make-up that wasn't stage make-up or for pictures, but I'm feeling compelled to find some to hide my unsightly blemishes. Any suggestions?
Develop an obnoxious accent. Then when you are with others they will be thinking how annoying your fake accent is and bypass your face.
ReplyDeleteOoo - the old distraction plan. Fabulous idea!
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