11/7/08

Nos!!! It looks more like a propane tank to me. Or something that you would attach to a paintball gun like a CO2 tank. However, don't let it fool you. It is an energy drink. I had a busy week that I didn't expect, and found my self facing a dilemma with a project that technically I hadn't started you could say. Well it was very early in its design process and I had much more to do. But with work and everything else, I couldn't even start working on it till late in the evening. In fact, I had a quiz I had to turn in electronically for my ethics and values class, so I didn't get to work on my project till after 10 or 11 in the evening.
Having known that I was going to need to stay up late, the only idea I had to save myself from the fatigue I was already feeling was to sinfully indulge in an energy drink. I had heard of ROCKSTAR and others, but I had never had one before. So, I went to investigate what I could find that looked like it would do the job. When I say the job, I mean THE JOB. I am fairly large and simple dosages of medicine that are recommended on bottles never work from me. I have to take more than suggested to accomplish the affect. That aside now, my intention was to find the strongest Rockstar and be done with it. However, lo and behold I saw this! And just the warning label was enough for me to know that this drink was the one for me. I mean the warning label is more like a  chemical danger label. So yes I drank it.  Yes it worked its wonders. Yes I feel sick that I did it, and it was compounded when I saw that this drink is sponsored and promoted by some race-car thing! Their website is gross and, I feel gross and violated. My wife has been very concerned for my health about the subject, and I assured her that my intensions are not to participate in this activity again. I will have to find other means to keep up and stay on top of it all. THE END.

1 comment:

  1. I'm laughing out loud. Glad you've changed your ways. You're wife keeps telling me we all need to hang out... most definitely! I'm glad the propane /CO2 tank worked its majic:)

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