The contents of a Jeep

My car has been in the shop, so I've been borrowing my mom's Jeep. The contents inside said Jeep are so very indicative of its driver's personality:

• Four rusty, long steel rods upright in the back seat (why, mom?)
• Work gloves that look like they might belong to a weather worn construction builder
• Diet Dr. Pepper can
• Lots of dirt and dog hair
• Lovely lemon hand lotion, in a pump bottle in the drink holder
• A handful of change, but no dollar bills
• Glasses cases
• A box containing an interesting antique brass object, in bubble wrap, but looking like it probably needs a cleaning and maybe repair
• Magazines, mostly Country Living and gardening
• The radio stations are set to country and classical 89, but Disney CDs in the player
• Some loose gardening papers

Its blaringly orange ("Why drive a boring color if you have the choice?" I can hear her say), and even some of folks at the Hogi Yogi drive through call it the Tigger Mobile.
Only Linda could drive that car.