I recently learned a new word. Lalochezia. Etymology: From Greek lalia (speech) + chezo (to relieve oneself). Definition: (rare) The use of vulgar or foul language to relieve stress or pain.
Since my digestive system is no longer able to absorb nutrients like it should due to polyhydramnios, I can't sleep for pain, and I can't take anything except bloody Tylenol, I think a little lalochezia for relief.
It's a damn good thing this baby is coming the day after tomorrow.